“You can’t do that to a Bible, Kurt.” The hiss of Rachel Berry’s voice was enough to deter the youngest Hummel from what he was subconsciously doing. Staring down at his hands to assess the damage, Kurt was not surprised to find a mess of Bible shavings decorating his lap. Trying to flick them away discreetly, he tried not to distress over the state of his uniform now. He always did this during Mass, especially around homily time. It started off as something he did out of nerves his first year at Dalton, but even after various attempts at stopping, his mind always seemed to take control of his fingers. Scratching the color and material off Bible covers was surprisingly a difficult habit to break. He hadn’t had decent nails for years.
My sister is just sitting there, looking all adorable as I’m writing.

Then she reaches for my book and tries to tear pages out.

I’m just sitting there, too shocked to move.

And then I remember she’s a baby and she gives one of THOSE looks.

So I have no choice but to forgive her. Meanwhile, I’m dying inside.

I’ve decided that I’m only allowed to check tumblr once every hour for five minutes til I finish this chapter. Like, seriously. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STILL LIKE ME?!
This story needs an update.
I’ve written down the whole dialogue for the second chapter already, but every time I try to go back and add minor details, I can’t help giggling at the inappropriate things I have written.
I feel like I’m going to burn in hell for writing such filth about such a fluffy couple.
and wow, those are definitely not the lyrics on the album. Now, I just want to see what revisions were added to the updated production. >_>
I had someone ask me earlier that with the first chapter done, “How are you planning to continue with the crossover?”
While I don’t have the whole story completely outlined, I was going to include references from both show and production in different ways. A lot of you guys (mostly the Bare fans) are waiting for the characters (ok, Klaine) to sing songs from Bare, which is why I’m guessing most of you followed me to begin with. The thing is, I was planning to include the first song in the story (You & I) but not as a song.
Please don’t be mad. I will have Klaine do “You & I” but I’m writing it as a dialogue with minor tweaks in wording. So while the Glee-centric fans may see it as really intense and perverted flirting, the Bare fans will probably recognize it as a thinly-veiled adaption of the song.
There will be songs performed throughout the story, both from Bare and my iPod but only when I deem appropriate it. I hope you guys aren’t upset.
Expect a new chapter by this coming Saturday, 12pm EST.

For new followers who have just come across this blog or if you guys just need an easier way of accessing the link, here it is.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7321627/1/
P.S.- Again, I apologize for the lack of page breaks and a whole bunch of other stuff that seems peculiar with the format. This is my first time posting something on the website and I was not familiar with how to restore and keep the document the way I had it in Microsoft Word.
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