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Little girls grow up so fast: HEY GUYS

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 19:42:51 -0500

So my biffle/rival and I are starting a YouTube channel and we could really use some support! I know you guys probably don’t want to hear the bitching of two (intelligent) English Majors, but we would appreciate it so much if you guys could just subscribe or follow us. Then, if you decide to…

Sneak Peek at Chapter 2 (Full Version Available Tonight)

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:15:58 -0500

“You can’t do that to a Bible, Kurt.” The hiss of Rachel Berry’s voice was enough to deter the youngest Hummel from what he was subconsciously doing. Staring down at his hands to assess the damage, Kurt was not surprised to find a mess of Bible shavings decorating his lap. Trying to flick them away discreetly, he tried not to distress over the state of his uniform now. He always did this during Mass, especially around homily time. It started off as something he did out of nerves his first year at Dalton, but even after various attempts at stopping, his mind always seemed to take control of his fingers. Scratching the color and material off Bible covers was surprisingly a difficult habit to break. He hadn’t had decent nails for years.

NO excuses

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:17:54 -0500

Kill me if you must. If anyone is still reading this, at least.

Chapter will definitely be up by Sunday. There, I will attempt to explain why this fix was (temporarily) abandoned. After that, I will grovel. A lot.

I think I’m gonna write a little something-something based...

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 12:04:41 -0500

I think I’m gonna write a little something-something based off of this.

AFTER MY BREAK WORK DISAPPEARS!

Babysitting makes writing so much harder.

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:55:34 -0500

My sister is just sitting there, looking all adorable as I’m writing.

Then she reaches for my book and tries to tear pages out.

I’m just sitting there, too shocked to move.

And then I remember she’s a baby and she gives one of THOSE looks.

So I have no choice but to forgive her. Meanwhile, I’m dying inside.

I only have one day of class next week.

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:19:18 -0400

This chapter cannot be left untouched.

I love you guys.

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 19:34:45 -0400

Me: I just want people to look at my writing and be like, 'Wow, she is going to be a best-selling author one day.' That's why it takes so long.
Amy: Are you serious? This is the Glee fandom we're talking about. We'd wait months for an update that turned out to only be ten words and we'd still be hopping up and down.
Me: So I shouldn't worry.
Amy: You should hurry the f**k up. Or I'll start cutting off your toes for every day longer you make me wait.

Sneak Peek @ Chapter 2

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 18:46:00 -0400

“Take it off.”

“Never.”

“Noah, I swear. If that hat doesn’t come off, I’ll stab you in the eye with a dull fork.”

“But I love it!”

It had been an hour since Kurt got back to the dorm he shared with Blaine, forty minutes since Noah texted him with strict directions to Skype him ASAP, and thirty-five since he caught sight of the monstrosity eating his best friend’s head. He spent a good half begging Puckerman to remove it with no success.

“You aren’t even Mexican. Why do you own a sombrero?”

“First of all,” Noah brought up one finger while his other hand was fidgeting with the brim of his hat, “That’s not only racist, but stereotypical. Everyone loves sombreros.”

“Except me,” the porcelain-toned boy huffed.

“That’s ‘cause you’re not everyone.”

A smile crept its way onto Kurt’s face.

“Second,” Noah continued, flashing the computer screen two fingers this time, “You’re just jealous because no one can pull off this hat and tan like the Puck-man can.”

“Was that a lyrical insult?”

“A what?”

“Nothing, Noah.”

I'm locking myself in my room.

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 17:06:00 -0400

I’ve decided that I’m only allowed to check tumblr once every hour for five minutes til I finish this chapter. Like, seriously. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STILL LIKE ME?!

F*ck Homework.

Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:32:00 -0400

This story needs an update.

WHY?!

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 21:17:00 -0400

I’ve written down the whole dialogue for the second chapter already, but every time I try to go back and add minor details, I can’t help giggling at the inappropriate things I have written.

I feel like I’m going to burn in hell for writing such filth about such a fluffy couple.

So I was looking up the lyrics for Epiphany....

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 15:09:55 -0400

and wow, those are definitely not the lyrics on the album. Now, I just want to see what revisions were added to the updated production. >_>

Blame it on the bear.

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 14:02:56 -0400

For the past two days, I’ve been dying of horrible migraines and the terrible heat of summer. I really wanted to keep my word and post the chapter this afternoon, so I set my alarm for 4am to finish it. Unfortunately, I also decided to snuggle with my Winnie the Pooh bear. And my god, he is SO soft. So please understand that when the alarm went off, I ignored it and continued to snuggle with Pooh. It’s all his fault.

@mercury10

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 19:18:14 -0400

I just saw your tumblr and I’m so mad I’m on my phone because I can’t put this in your ask box. I just wanted you to know that even though we are still strangers, I’m here for you. Oh, and if you are up at 12am EST tonight, you can be the first to get a sneak peek at the new chapter. Feel better. :)

How I Plan To Approach This

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:24:00 -0400

I had someone ask me earlier that with the first chapter done, “How are you planning to continue with the crossover?”

While I don’t have the whole story completely outlined, I was going to include references from both show and production in different ways. A lot of you guys (mostly the Bare fans) are waiting for the characters (ok, Klaine) to sing songs from Bare, which is why I’m guessing most of you followed me to begin with. The thing is, I was planning to include the first song in the story (You & I) but not as a song.

Please don’t be mad. I will have Klaine do “You & I” but I’m writing it as a dialogue with minor tweaks in wording. So while the Glee-centric fans may see it as really intense and perverted flirting, the Bare fans will probably recognize it as a thinly-veiled adaption of the song.

There will be songs performed throughout the story, both from Bare and my iPod but only when I deem appropriate it. I hope you guys aren’t upset.

Expect a new chapter by this coming Saturday, 12pm EST.

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 20:38:28 -0400

Expect a new chapter by this coming Saturday, 12pm EST.

NTM- 1st Chapter

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 23:12:00 -0400

For new followers who have just come across this blog or if you guys just need an easier way of accessing the link, here it is.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7321627/1/

P.S.- Again, I apologize for the lack of page breaks and a whole bunch of other stuff that seems peculiar with the format. This is my first time posting something on the website and I was not familiar with how to restore and keep the document the way I had it in Microsoft Word.