Me: I just want people to look at my writing and be like, 'Wow, she is going to be a best-selling author one day.' That's why it takes so long.
Amy: Are you serious? This is the Glee fandom we're talking about. We'd wait months for an update that turned out to only be ten words and we'd still be hopping up and down.
Me: So I shouldn't worry.
Amy: You should hurry the f**k up. Or I'll start cutting off your toes for every day longer you make me wait.
